A Far-Out Voyage to Far-Flung Lands Aloha, ahoy, aha!
Welcome to the mystery, romance and adventure of Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki Bar… you lucky people, you.
Many years ago, legendary explorer Trader Sam was bitten by the bartending bug (initially we thought it was just a big mosquito). Ever since then, Sam searches the Amazon, Congo, Mystic Point, Polynesia, and every exotic locale in-between for ingredients to mix into these magical libations.
Sam also picked up many of the trinkets and artifacts you see around you at his namesake bar—souvenirs and gifts from all over the globe.
In the tiki bar business, it’s a real jungle out there, but once Trader Sam began serving refreshing elixirs to explorers and adventurers, the word really spread!
So welcome aboard… ashore… or wherever you are! Cheers! Drink Up! Tulleeho! Kanpai! Prost! Kungaloosh! Ooogy Wawa! And above all, enjoy the time you spend with us at the world‐famous Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki Bar.
P.S. Just so you know—this place isn’t called “Enchanted” for nothing.
P.P.S. If you’re wearing yellow, don’t act like a banana.